Paparazzi are following me!
If you've ever seen the movie "Willie Wonka & The Chocolate Factory," you've heard of Slugworth, Willie's infamous competitor always trying to steal his recipes. It seems everywhere I go, somebody's watching me. Case in point, I found these photos of me, from a desert excursion. It appears someone wanted to see what equipment I was using, from what vantage point I was shooting, and how I managed to scale the bare rock faces, using only my bare hands. Now I feel sympathy for Kim Kardashian. Click photos to enlarge!
Alright i'll admit it. I called the paparazzi on myself! Good PR though, my agent made me do it!