Shooting for Playboy; 18 years of waiting pays off

When I was 9, I made the ridiculous suggestion to my mother, when I grew up I wanted to shoot for Playboy. Naturally she didn't take it well and scolded me. Granted, I had never seen a Playboy, only the name and the suggestive cover, behind plastic wrap, on the highest shelf of the magazine rack. My tiny stature naturally couldn't reach the shelf, an ironic omen to how difficult it would be perhaps?

So finally, my recent Jenny McCarthy photoshoot has enabled me to reach that ultimate dream. Even better, it wasn't nude so I can share the photo with all of you. Above is the header from the editorial. Cheers to the 9 year old Jeff Schear, we did it buddy.